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PostSubject: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyWed Feb 23, 2011 10:52 pm

Post anti-jokes here.

A jew, a muslim and a redneck walk into a bar.

They set aside their differences and share a drink of orange juice in respect to all religions being equal.
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyThu Feb 24, 2011 12:21 pm

I love these Anti-Jokes, but I don't know any :'(
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyThu Feb 24, 2011 12:21 pm

Haha, that one made me chuckle.

A black man, A white woman and a Chinese cross the road.

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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyThu Feb 24, 2011 12:27 pm

Why did the black man rob the convenience store?

Because he was from a poor socio-econoic background and the recession had lost him his only honest job so he had to steal to feed his family of 4.
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyThu Feb 24, 2011 12:54 pm

Haha, nice.

*Knock Knock*

"Who's there?"

"Your Mother"

"Your Mother what?"

"What? Just let me in you idiot."
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyThu Feb 24, 2011 12:57 pm

OK I have a knock knock joke. But you have to go first.

You "OK Knock knock"

Me : "Who's there?"

-awkward silence-
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyWed Mar 09, 2011 8:28 am

What is similar about Jews and money?

Nothing.
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyTue Mar 15, 2011 5:57 pm

Me- Knock knock.

Geoff- Who's there?

Me- Interrupting cow.

Geoff- Interrupting cow wh–

Me- MOO!

Geoff- What the..?!


Cheesy joke, huh?
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyTue Mar 15, 2011 5:58 pm

Why yes it is Razz Tell an anti-joke instead Smile

Why did the boy cross the road?

To get home.
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyTue Mar 15, 2011 6:08 pm

It's suppose to be anti, cuz it's not funny.
Okay I thought of a better anti joke.

Why did the emo kid jump off the building?

He wanted to die.


Was that anti joke enough?
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PostSubject: Re: Anti-jokes   Anti-jokes EmptyTue Mar 15, 2011 6:11 pm

Exactly the point! Not supposed to be funny. Yesh that is anti Smile

Why did Bob drink?

Because of the loss of his wife several years ago and a failing government supprt system pushed him over the edge. He regularly comes home drunk
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